I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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