Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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