You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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