Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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