God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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