just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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