i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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