There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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