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(540): View more from Virginia

we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?

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(631): View more from New York

Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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(408): View more from California

sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds

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(915): View more from Texas

like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...

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(949): View more from California

Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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(303): View more from Colorado

He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face

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