it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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