Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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