you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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