these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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