I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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