And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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