xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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