I hope mine doesn't look like that
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
