i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
