I am in a vortex of obligation.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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