he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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