.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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