Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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