I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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