I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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