Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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