So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You can't just leave with hair like that
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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