Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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