ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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