I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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