we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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