You surviving the open bar?
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I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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