we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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