He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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