ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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