I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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