So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He has the fingertips of a God
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