i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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