you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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