Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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