my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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