So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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