you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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