at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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