Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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