4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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