In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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