dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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