Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I smell like Dick and happiness
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