and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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