I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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