Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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