i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
