There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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