He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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