she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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