Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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